I Know I Left You Without Saying Goodbye
I’m the female version of a D’bag!
We were CONNECTING! I was posting material! You were commenting!
It was an all around LOVE affair and then I just VANISHED! I ghosted!
I got overwhelmed. Too much of a good thing.
It wasn’t You. It was ME!
#DateMe went on a brief hiatus and I retreated back into a cocoon of:
- Watching Real Housewives of ANY CITY (because I’m not biased… but NYC is the best.)
- Eating chocolate in ALL forms (because cupcakes, brownies, ice cream, and cake ARE different enough to eat in one sitting.)
- And just basically hibernating (because sometimes you want to wear zero makeup, pajamas all day, and be alone with your thoughts).
Wait? WHAT? NO!
I don’t want to be ALONE! I want to be with YOU!
I want to hear your Dating Stories, Connect with you, LAUGH with you!
So I’ve been working hard to win you back.
I’ve been doing a lot of research on your interests and likes so that I can share quality (and hopefully Freaking Hilarious) content on a regular basis.
But I don’t want to be selfish. And I promise never to neglect you again.
So moving forward I’ll be featuring YOU on a regular basis.
How am I going to do that? Stay tuned. In the meantime…
I’m Just A Girl, Wearing An Absurd Childlike Tiara, Asking You To Love Me.
Did that old reference to a Julia Roberts movie work on you? I hope so. And I hope you’ll take me back.
New Regular Content Starting This Monday!
So connect with me Here. Or There! Or BOTH!
Oh, I’m SO happy we’re back together!!!
Also, if you liked any of these pics the credit goes to the lovely and talented Miss Amanda Barnes!